More on the Dating Scene

I cannot stress this enough. You need to be creative on the dating scene to get want you want. It's a very competitive market out there. Of course the tip that I am giving refers to how you write about yourself in your dating profile or dating ad, but when you're out on the street, it's the same thing!

This is one ad I just did for a client. It netted her four great dogs--err, guys. And it's still going and going...

Cute? Or maybe more like effective (yeah the misspelling of "tonite" was deliberate):

Need a Straight Dog to Train Tonite ASAP - w4m - 30 (Central Area)

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Date: 2009-05-04, 7:28PM PDT


Only serious, young straight dogs need apply! Not taking old dogs at this time. It's impossible to teach an old dog new tricks! Prefer a cute dog, Caucasian, between the ages of 18-27. Also prefer a dog that's easy to jerk around and to tie up. Please be ready to be leashed and taught lots of tricks tonight. I am an Asian she master who likes to train male handsome dogs who are obedient and muscular. Be prepared to be punished if you make the wrong turn, dog! Training tonite only. Prepare your best bark, and be ready to lie down and get your tummy rubbed. Dog food available also, be sure to eat from a dog bowl prepared for you.

Are you up to it? Dog pic required. Preferably with your tongue hanging out. Please also indicate if you're a small dog or a big dog. Thank you! Good dog!